My doubles tennis partner's body odor distracted me yesterday. I'm not kidding when I say I could smell it before I even walked on the court, and we were playing outdoors. Now, come on, that's bad B.O. Really bad. Our changes overs were the worst, I didn't want to sit next to him or strategize. I just wanted to towel off and get some water without dry heaving.
In addition to the smell, a girl playing on the court next to us wasn't wearing proper tennis wear. We were at tennis, not yoga. Why was she wearing a too small yoga top with her tennis skirt? She didn't have any support and was flopping around all over the place, in addition to showing half her stomach. If I knew who she was I'd encourage her to read about proper undergarments from Day 15. Jeez Louise, all I wanted to do was play my tennis match.