Saturday, March 31, 2012

DAY 248: TWO 2s, BABY NEEDS NEW SHOES!

     I'm off to Winstar Casino today in Oklahoma because I didn't win the Mega Millions lottery last night...or at least I don't think I did.  No one from work called me to tell me any of our pooled tickets won.  Anyway, if I play craps tonight I'll being throwing out lots of sayings like "two 2s, baby needs new shoes," or "I need snake eyes,"  which remind me of my ex-boyfriend's dad.  He used to say things like that all time, even when we weren't gambling.
     That guy was a character.  He had the most bizarre wardrobe, like white capri pants and a white tank top that basically looked like white fishnet tights but as a tank top stretched across his chest.  Ick. But he was in fashion and thought he should wear trendy clothes or weird clothes or clothes that don't look good on anyone or clothes that belong on a woman and not a man--capri pants?!  Come on.
     Oh and he wore Speedos in the summer.  They had a pool and he'd put on an apron over his Speedos to grill out, along with a chef's hat.  I remember being in the pool and looking ver to the grill to see this guy's buns in his tiny Speedos sticking out of the back of his apron.  It's not a look I recommend emulating.

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