Well, well, well, I received no such call. Instead I received the following email. My response to it would be one word--typical. And I should add--they always want your money.
My dear Miss XXXXXX,
This is heinous! Horrible! Practically
But . . . Alas, it is your own darn fault that I can’t
IMMEDIATELY find a wonderful match for you.
You are too accomplished, too beautiful, too witty,
too interesting! I don’t have a chap worthy of you.
(We have some extremely charming fellows,
just not right for you. Trust me.)
Look forward to matching you soonest! And, of course,
it would help if you paid for a match.