DAY 27: LASSOING THE MICROPHONE

     Have you ever been kicked out of karaoke for lassoing the microphone?  I have, by the Karaoke Nazi and I wasn't the one treating the microphone like a lasso.  My friend decided to lasso the microphone during the instrumental bars of the songs--that along with tripping over the cords to the speakers (I can't really remember which happened first the trip or the lasso) led to the music coming to an abrupt stop and us being kicked off the karaoke stage.  The money one of our dates tried to grease the Karaoke Nazi with didn't even work.  Sad day.