DAY 311: DON'T SMELL MY PITS

     In defense of white shirts everywhere, I've decided to not to wear antiperspirant deodorant when I wear white shirt--every time I do, no matter what the pits turn yellow.  My friend told me that the same thing happens to her because of her pH and how it mixes with the chemicals in the antiperspirant deodorant , so she refuses to buy anything white to wear anymore.  Now, I'm not going to go that far.  But I will instill an antiperspirant deodorant ban.